My Name Is Chynna

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

tbbtshamy:

And shake twice for Texas!

memorian:

Sheldon: I didn’t want to upset you. Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Leonard: Is it possible he said, “bro’s before ho’s”?

Sheldon: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the ho’s.

Reblog is Sheldon Cooper is your favourite character from “The Big Bang Theory” . :D

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Sheldon and his theories