Favorite Fe-isms [2/2]: Season 2

(Part 1)

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.
(via moriarty)

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!

that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

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I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

"A hundred plus years and there’s only one thing I’ve ever been sure of; you."