wait for it…. nope. not sorry
Terrified
So I’ve been really excited for my family’s annual vacation down to Florida… and earlier today I realized that all of the zombie apocalypse shit is going down… IN FLORIDA. GUYS. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
Now wishing I had bought myself a handgun when I turned 18 like I was going to…
I guess a screwdriver will work…
Or I can always find a Redneck with a Crossbow :)
It’s not a zombie. It’s just Shia LaBeouf.
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
